meladoodle: will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.
inbox: inbox: I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING) I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
destiel-is-music: broadway-is-my-home: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. are you satan
Sherlock: I don't have friends.
Merlin: All my friends are dead.
Doctor Who: All my friends are dead.
Supernatural: All my friends are dead.
Hannibal: I want to eat all my friends.
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
dis0riented: When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
snugglydean: 221b-bag-end: loungezombie: i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME” “whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009” What if there’s an actual angel named “Destiel”
homurathetimelesbian: no forced physical activity in school isn’t what helps kids be healthy physical activity that is at their skill level and their comfort level is what keeps them healthy forcing every kid, regardless of skill level, size, and muscle to do shit like run the mile in 6 minutes or less and criticizing them when they can’t do it is as fucking stupid as refusing to let kids...
circumcisions: reblog if your url is your name in real life
gofuckingnuts: I will not be impressed with technology until I can print gifs and glue them all over my room.
ladymorrisons: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
prayzer: do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
ninihoho: why is school such a big deal why does our entire life revolve around school i’m still trying to figure this out